|06-08-2009, 07:05 PM||#1|
Super Cool Since: Oct 2008
Locale: West Monroe, LA
An oldie but goodie:
A well-to-do society lady and her husband were going out for the evening to a social function. On their way out, the lady told her butler, Jervis, that since they would be gone all evening, he could have the night off.
At the party, the lady became quite upset with her husband, because he was flirting with all the young women there. She told him that she wanted to go home, but her husband refused and continued to drink and cavort. She finally got angry enough and took the keys from him and went home alone. The whole way there, she got madder and madder, thinking of the way her husband was behaving,
She came in thru the kitchen door, and saw Jervis just sitting at the kitchen table, reading a magazine, She goes up to her bedroom and yells down at Jervis for him to join her there.
As soon as Jervis walks thru the door, she stands up right in front of him. She says "Jervis, I want you to do exactly what I say, no questions asked"
He tells her he would.
She then tells him to slowly unzip her dress. Jervis obeys her, and unzips her dress, which then falls to the floor.
He starts to breathe a little heavy, and she gets even closer to him. She then tells him to very slowly take off her garter and stockings. He does just as she commands and lays them on the bed.
He starts to quiver a little....then she tells him to reach around and remove her bra.....which he does with shaking hands as he unclasps it.
"Jervis, I need you to take off my panties" she whispers to him.
Jervis takes a big gulp, then removes her panties. They are just mere inches apart from each other at this stage.
She then loudly says "Now! If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again.......You're fired!!!!"
I have a list of all the stupid crap I want to avoid doing before I die. It's like a "bucket list" but spelled with an "F".
Last edited by wmtire : 06-08-2009 at 07:07 PM.