Time to get Rosetta Stone?

[josbek]

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

[Robert Z]

LIES! HERESY!

You SIR! Are an UNAMERICAN!

Now get out there, drive your SUV through the drive thru, drink your supermochagrandegallonsizedcoffeething, suck down your twelve cheeseburgers, all the while being subtly (or not so much so subtle) stressed by everyone and everything while living, mentally, at 100mph.

The rest of the world moves at a slower, more predictable pace. We've been bottle fed fear by media and govt as a way to control us for decades... Unrealistic expectations are a way of life for many of us.

Now that you have been dubbed an UNAMERICAN!

Go enjoy your tofusalsasausagestirfry with Sakebeer...

I've got a date with the Cath Lab.