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Old 11-22-2005, 08:05 AM   #1
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Women over the age of 50
Written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 50 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.

Few women past the age of 50 give a darn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 50 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

Women over 50 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50. They always know.

A woman over 50 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coifed hot woman of 50+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage

Enjoy your age - whatever it is.
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Old 11-22-2005, 08:50 AM   #2
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Curtis,

Thank you for posting that bit of wisdom!

It's just so darn true!
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Old 11-22-2005, 08:54 AM   #3
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I didn't write it, but I agree with it.
The Wife and I are right there!!!

Thought I'd share!

Glad you liked it.

I'm enjoying your posting everyday. Look forward to getting home and seeing what you've come up with Marty.


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Old 11-22-2005, 11:44 AM   #4
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Originally Posted by Curtis
Women over the age of 50
Written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 50 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.

Few women past the age of 50 give a darn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 50 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

Women over 50 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50. They always know.

A woman over 50 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coifed hot woman of 50+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage

Enjoy your age - whatever it is.
Now I'm looking forward to 50 and I took some notes too!!! Thanks!!!
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Old 11-22-2005, 11:46 AM   #5
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Oh, and Hi Curtis's better half!!!
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Dammit! I was really hopin' to get some pics with all of this. There's a lot of women over 50 that rock! Confidence is inspiring. Later.

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Old 11-26-2005, 05:04 AM   #7
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I would have to agree with just about everything Andy Rooney has to say on the subject.
And I’ll add a few more;

* I admire a few strands of gray hair on a woman. Or more than a few. They add character, and tell me that this is no kid I am talking to.

* Mature women generally don’t fool around and hem & haw over the menu at a restaurant. They normally know exactly what they want, order it right away, and eat with passion.

* Mature women women make love because they enjoy it, not because it is expected of them, or because it will help them get something they want out of the deal. (And if they are not in the damn mood, they’ll tell you right away, and do so without hurting your feelings.)

* Women over fifty women know who Johnny Mathis was. And Joe Walsh. And Patsy Cline. And they can name more than one Humphrey Bogart movie.

and probably most important:
Older women don’t say ‘like’ every other word.
Example (of a young gal’s conversation on a date); “So, i’m like, ‘what do you mean?’, and she’s all like, ‘DUUHH’, and so I’m like, “Shut UP!’. So, are we gonna like, go to the mall, or like eat at Taco Bell first?”

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