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Marty · 02-01-2006, 11:19 AM

The defendant and his lawyer are in the courtroom, the man being charged with theft. The lawyer tells the crusty old judge, "My lord, my client has produced receipts for, firstly, the high speed modem."

"High-speed modem?" questions the judge.

"Yes," replies the lawyer. "It allows computers to communicate over vast distances at high rates of speed. It allows e-mail and something called cybersex in AOL chatrooms, your honor."

"Cybersex?" asks the judge. "You mean sex through a modem? You mean sex on a monitor? Good lord, the morals of this society! Sex should be a natural event of nature."

"Secondly, my lord," continues the lawyer, "My client can produce a receipt for the 42-speed cd-rom."

"42x-speed CD-Rom?" queries the judge.

"Yes my lord, it enables millions of bits of information to be read off a small disk."

"And I suppose most of this information is cybersex related. Modern technology and modern society, baffling, just baffling," comments the judge. "I'm appalled at what technology is doing to society these days."

"Thirdly my lord, my client can produce a receipt for the super deluxe inflatable milk maid, whatever that is."

"That's the one with the silicone breasts and real hair," replies the JUDge.

Yard Dog · 02-01-2006, 12:05 PM

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Judjonzz · 02-01-2006, 12:50 PM

LOL. I wouldn't know. Annie didn't have any of that. Marlowe even left the water vagina at home.

02-01-2006, 11:19 AM	#1
Marty KLR-a-holic KLR Enthusiast Super Cool Since: Jan 2004 Locale: Just South of The Ocala National Forest Postings: 5,753	The Knowledge of a Judge The defendant and his lawyer are in the courtroom, the man being charged with theft. The lawyer tells the crusty old judge, "My lord, my client has produced receipts for, firstly, the high speed modem." "High-speed modem?" questions the judge. "Yes," replies the lawyer. "It allows computers to communicate over vast distances at high rates of speed. It allows e-mail and something called cybersex in AOL chatrooms, your honor." "Cybersex?" asks the judge. "You mean sex through a modem? You mean sex on a monitor? Good lord, the morals of this society! Sex should be a natural event of nature." "Secondly, my lord," continues the lawyer, "My client can produce a receipt for the 42-speed cd-rom." "42x-speed CD-Rom?" queries the judge. "Yes my lord, it enables millions of bits of information to be read off a small disk." "And I suppose most of this information is cybersex related. Modern technology and modern society, baffling, just baffling," comments the judge. "I'm appalled at what technology is doing to society these days." "Thirdly my lord, my client can produce a receipt for the super deluxe inflatable milk maid, whatever that is." "That's the one with the silicone breasts and real hair," replies the JUDge. __________________ Marty The "Doomeister" KLEX-500 (project) KLX-331S KLR-650 A18 DL-1000 K6 ~ How come you never see a motorcycle parked in front of a psychiatrist's office? ~

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Judjonzz KLR Enthusiast Super Cool Since: Jun 2003 Locale: Gone fishin' Postings: 10,744	LOL. I wouldn't know. Annie didn't have any of that. Marlowe even left the water vagina at home.

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